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Serious academic players on what they鈥檝e learned from life at the table

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January 16, 2014
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Economists are ideally suited to poker since they can handle complex probabilities in milliseconds and understand/read people

It was at the poker table, author and lapsed academic Al Alvarez once claimed, that his 鈥渞eal education鈥 began.

In his youth, he recalls in his 1979 introduction to Herbert O. Yardley鈥檚 classic The Education of a Poker Player, he had gone through 鈥渢he most high-minded academic mill: a聽monastic public school, Oxford, Princeton, Harvard. I had read a vast number of books and written a couple of my own. Yet, in practice, I was naive to a degree which still, years later, makes me blush. I had a marriage I聽could not handle, a childish desire to be loved by the whole world, and an equally childish conviction that everything would turn out all right in the end. When it didn鈥檛 I was 鈥 simply and profoundly 鈥 outraged. I had lived my life as I played poker, recklessly and optimistically, with all my cards on the table and nothing in reserve鈥︹

It wasn鈥檛 by reading his 鈥渓iterary heroes鈥 Shakespeare or D.鈥塇. Lawrence but by starting to play poker properly that Alvarez discovered a vital truth: 鈥渨hat applied so cogently to money in a poker pot applied equally to the feelings I had invested so disastrously in my personal affairs: 鈥楧o the odds favour my playing regardless of what I have already contributed?鈥欌

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There was also the appeal of what gamblers call 鈥渁ction鈥, the adrenalin rush of putting one鈥檚 money (or oneself) on the line.

鈥淔or five or six days a week,鈥 Alvarez noted, 鈥淚 sit at my desk and try to get the sentences right. If I make a mistake, I can rewrite it the next day, or catch it in proof. And if I fail to do so, who cares? Who even notices? If I make a mistake鈥laying poker, the consequences are immediate, embarrassing and probably painful.鈥

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Perhaps unsurprisingly, Alvarez decided to trade a promising academic career for the riskier life of a freelance author, and has gone on to write acclaimed books about dreams, divorce, suicide, mountaineering and poker as well as poetry. But what of those who have chosen to remain within the academy but are still pretty serious poker players? Does the game provide them with any important life lessons, or is it simply a pleasant diversion, an exciting release from the constrictions of their day jobs? And how has the ultimate 鈥渂oys鈥 game鈥 adapted to changing gender norms?

Joey Power, professor of history at Ryerson University in Toronto, likes the fact that a聽session at the poker table is 鈥渢he one time when you are not just forgiven for lying鈥 but are absolutely required to do so.

鈥淔or a risk-averse academic, I get a serious charge out of laying it on the line,鈥 she says.

Another Ryerson academic 鈥 Tammy Landau, professor of criminal justice 鈥 has found the total concentration required by those determined to win at poker the most effective distraction from 鈥渢he fear and anxiety of treatment鈥 for breast cancer: 鈥渋t was usually so effective that I decided to make poker an ongoing part of my life if I survived cancer. And here I am!鈥

She adds: 鈥淚t suits my personality in so many ways (thrill-seeking, intense, social and聽strategic), it challenges me to be better in other [ways] (more patient, more balanced) and I am driven to be a better player. Yet it causes such a roller coaster of emotions at the best of times.鈥

One scholar working in the humanities, who prefers to remain anonymous, suggests that poker can 鈥渢each you how to absorb destabilising information and unsettling aspects without, hopefully, giving too much away鈥.

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The academic goes on: 鈥淣obody likes players who shriek or slow-roll in smug victory 鈥 or those who mortify themselves at length after a聽hand has gone wrong. Becoming aware of how good you are is also tied to knowing how you can mess up in myriad ways.

鈥淎nd then? Well, 鈥楽umo鈥 鈥 鈥榮hut up, move on鈥. A certain fatalistic acceptance and a willingness to cherish the game for what it is 鈥 a聽game 鈥 can bring perspective and stoicism, qualities that contemporary academics may have a greater need for than their predecessors.鈥

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Other academics develop the case for poker as a tool for self-improvement or widening one鈥檚 perspective in greater detail.

Robert Elliott, professor of international economics at the University of Birmingham, is convinced that 鈥渆conomists are ideally suited to poker鈥 since they are usually able to 鈥渉andle complex probabilities in milliseconds鈥 and 鈥渦nderstand/read people鈥 thanks to the discipline鈥檚 鈥渟ocial science aspect鈥.

As a former head of department, Elliott believes that 鈥渢here are many lessons you can learn from poker on how to deal with difficult academics and to aid people-management skills鈥. The game can even 鈥渉elp harden you to unfortunate life events. I have had hands where I have had a 99 per cent chance of winning and still lost鈥he moral of the story is that 鈥榮hit happens鈥 鈥 rationalise it as a 鈥榖ad beat鈥 and move on as new decisions are needed straight away.鈥

While everybody has to deal with setbacks, Elliott also sees particular lessons at a time when 鈥渢he pressure to play safe and get the four REF papers in on time means that academics are taking fewer risks and grind out variations on previous work鈥. Yet if聽blue-sky and interdisciplinary research is now 鈥渞iskier鈥, this means that 鈥渁cademic research will not move forward as quickly as it might. Poker can help academics take calculated risks.鈥

Predictably, some are more sceptical about the wisdom that can be acquired through late nights at the card table.

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As another anonymous humanities scholar puts it: 鈥淭oday, I am submitting a book to a聽publisher that鈥檚 taken me years to write, and that feels to me like a situation where quite a聽lot is at stake. Is poker really providing me with a sense of risk that I鈥檓 missing?

鈥淧oker is fun and exciting, but I am pretty resistant to the idea that even my biggest won or lost pot has ever introduced me to the thrill of immediate consequences, or other life lessons鈥 really like it, but it鈥檚 not filling a聽gap in my life!鈥

A rather different argument for how poker can enrich academic lives comes from James McManus, professor in the writing programme at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. As well as running a pioneering course on the literature of poker since 1996, he has managed to carve out a life playing, teaching and writing about the game.

His 2009 book, Cowboys Full: The Story of Poker, sees the game as the archetypal American pastime, which (in the words of actor Walter Matthau) 鈥渆xemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great鈥. It considers poker-playing presidents and entrepreneurs, and the way that poker metaphors fed into game theory, Cold War brinkmanship and research on artificial intelligence. Perhaps most remarkably, Harry Truman 鈥渆xplained his decision to order an atomic strike on Hiroshima during a stud game with reporters鈥.

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I am pretty resistant to the idea that even my biggest won or lost pot has ever introduced me to the thrill of聽immediate consequences

Far more hands-on, however, is McManus鈥 Positively Fifth Street (2003), a book that arose out of a commission from 贬补谤辫别谤鈥檚 magazine to cover the 2000 World Series of聽Poker in Las Vegas. More specifically, he says now, he wanted to explore women鈥檚 progress in the game and the trial of Sandy Murphy, 鈥渢he stripper accused of murdering the tournament鈥檚 host, Ted Binion鈥. He decided (without telling his wife) to use the fee that he had not yet earned to take part in a聽satellite tournament. Winning that secured him a place in the main event 鈥 and, to his great surprise, he ended up finishing fifth.

Whether or not any lessons from poker can be applied to academic life, McManus does make it sound as though the game can give scholars a range of experiences they are unlikely to find in the seminar room.

He enthusiastically confirms that he 鈥渃an鈥檛 imagine any game, any activity really, that functions as a more multifarious melting pot鈥.

Random seating in tournaments, he explains, 鈥減uts you next to folks from 18 to 80, well or poorly educated, taxi drivers and billionaires, people who bathe regularly and apparently not at all, and from every inhabited continent. Playing poker, I鈥檝e met some of the most debonair humans and slimiest dirtbags, movie stars and federal judges, atheists and priests, sober moms and drunk teenagers (and vice versa), quadriplegics and professional athletes.鈥

Poker has traditionally been a 鈥渂oys鈥 game鈥, although the rise of high-profile female stars such as Victoria Coren 鈥 who won the main event on the 2006 European Poker Tour 鈥 has rather changed that. (Nonetheless, she observes in her 2011 memoir For Richer, For Poorer: Confessions of a Player, on her home turf at the Grosvenor Victoria Casino 鈥渢here are rarely any women in the card room but me and 鈥榯he other Vicky鈥欌e聽often have little chats in the聽ladies鈥 loo, the聽most peaceful place in the Vic鈥︹)

So how do gender issues play out in the experience of academic poker enthusiasts?

Although they no doubt exist, no men interviewed were willing to go on the record and defend the idea of all-male poker games as an essential testosterone-drenched refuge from the rest of their lives.

McManus reports that he has 鈥減layed in home games with and without women, and the former are consistently more civilised and stimulating鈥. For Josh Cohen, professor of modern literary theory at Goldsmiths, University of London, it was precisely the macho competitiveness of some of his fellow players that persuaded him to give up the game. Although he didn鈥檛 mind losing to 鈥渙pponents whose mathematical-deductive capacities and speed of processing calculations were much stronger than mine鈥, he got fed up with 鈥渁聽couple of guys whom I otherwise quite liked. They bullied opponents out of the game with wild raises they knew people like me, on an academic salary with a family, were never going to see, even with a decent hand鈥︹

Power has been playing poker for about five years and is used to cash tables where 鈥渋t is usually a 鈥榤an鈥檚 world鈥 in that I am often the only woman or one of two鈥 and tournaments where 鈥渨e are still much in the minority鈥. At聽53, she is also 鈥渦sually in the higher age range鈥 for a game 鈥渄ominated by young, aggressive male players鈥.

Yet these factors, according to Power, have proved to be 鈥渁 considerable advantage overall. The guys really think that women play conservatively and so you can get away with a聽lot more bluffing in such a setting. Being middle-aged is also an advantage with the preponderance of young guys 鈥 maybe they think their moms wouldn鈥檛 lie! It is often very helpful until they start to catch on.鈥

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