Playing pretend Tara Brabazon argues that popularising serious ideas enlightens no one By Tara Brabazon 18 December
Leader: Raise your glass to UK research RAE 2008 has proved that UK universities are dominant on the world stage, but the proportion of staff submitted is still an issue By Ann Mroz 18 December
Sexing up the science Journals want 'no ifs and buts' research, but Tim Birkhead wants honesty 18 December
Wonders of woolly thinking Sheep have moved on since the nativity, says Frank Burnet as he ruminates on the ruminants with star quality to spare 18 December
This exercise was all about excellence, and that's just what we got By exerting steady upward pressure on quality, the RAE gave the UK much to celebrate and the world much to envy, says David Eastwood 18 December
Festive faux pas Gloria Monday wonders about the dean’s motives in choosing the evening of the RAE results day for his annual Christmas party 15 December
Read this T-shirt first At a time when writing on technology and the future is banal, Tara Brabazon discovers a new source of trenchant critical commentary By Tara Brabazon 12 December
Bittersweet birthday cheer John Ashworth wonders whether Cara's 75th anniversary is really a cause for celebration or a reason for reflection 11 December
How can we measure the quality of research without quantity data? The lack of an intensity measure could dent confidence in the outcome of the research assessment exercise, says Brian Cantor 11 December
Daytime TV: Time and emotions Gary Day on the physics of time, lonely women flirting with youth, religion, and the aftermath of flu 11 December
Guest leader: A timely technical advance University-led institutes involving employers and councils can give vocational education the status it deserves, says Ron Dearing 11 December
All this will I give unto thee Felipe Fernández-Armesto takes a farewell look from Tufts' hilltop campus 11 December
A chance for curious minds to shine bright Oxford interviewers are in pursuit of potential - not privilege, says Kevin Sharpe, who seized his opportunity to show himself off to advantage 4 December
Daytime TV: Rude awakenings Kafka, the porn connoisseur - he's a laugh; but after trips to Italy, Gary Day finds Walford a tad depressing 4 December
We’ve been tangoed Tara Brabazon on John Sergeant and Kristina Rihanoff’s thrilling subversion of the controlling, conservative dark side of light entertainment By Tara Brabazon 4 December
Leader: British doctorates in the dock The three-year limit on PhDs is creating conflict: are they for learning research skills or for making advances in the field? By Ann Mroz 4 December
Oxford in talks over 'professors' An academic is calling for all dons with permanent posts to get the title. Melanie Newman reports 4 December
Clear and present danger Sally Feldman lauds the daredevils who inspire students to defy and test limits 4 December
Bettering the state we're in A publicly supported national university would benefit all students, says Brian Roper, rather than just the best prepared 4 December
Excellence in diversity The European Reference Index for the Humanities seeks to highlight research, not criticise it, says Michael Worton 27 November
On the origin of an essential debate: can science ignore faith? On the eve of Darwin's bicentenary, Michael Reiss argues that there can be a dialogue between religious believers and empiricist 27 November
Daytime TV: Snap, cackle, pop With high expectations for the credible Devil's Whore, Gary Day attempts to avoid a Spanish flu outbreak 27 November
Mantras for modern times Tara Brabazon on the rise of the soundbite over analysis By Tara Brabazon 27 November
Diving into murky waters As deputy head of department, Gloria Monday finds herself in the unenviable position of looking for ways to cut costs 27 November
Leader: Prejudice by any other name Gender and ethnicity are subject to constant scrutiny, but middle and upper-class dominance of academia must be challenged By Ann Mroz 27 November
Equality strategy needed Kevin Fong seeks a middle ground between affirmative action and passivity 27 November
Nine out of ten dogmas Frank Furedi on the assumptions, agendas and distinctly iffy data behind those ubiquitous words, 'research shows' 20 November
Business schools must spurn rewards culture that shamed the City Through its failure to reward academics for their social responsibility, the RAE is encouraging moral bankruptcy, argues Stefano Harney 20 November
Focus on prejudice After a Gok Wan-inspired 'domestic', Gary Day muses on religion, eternal life and the ugliness of bigotry 20 November
Leader: Poor show on finance assistance Bursaries should remove barriers to participation, but instead they confuse and perhaps even deter those they were intended to help By Ann Mroz 20 November
One cheer for Brian Roper Alan Ryan muses on the London Met chief's views on state funding for Oxbridge 20 November
Guest leader: Very silly and deeply serious For three decades, Laurie Taylor has constantly reminded us of our better and freer intellectual selves, says Peter Scott 13 November
How duff exams spawn failure Natural selection is too hard for educators - not the kids, says Tim Birkhead 13 November
The researcher as subject Take great care when answering questions about your academic interests in online surveys, William Keenan warns 13 November
There is a wider purpose for universities than 'serving the economy' John Holford fears that the Denham 'user group' may be unaware of Tawney's ideal of education's generous, humane and liberal spirit 13 November
Bad heir day HRH's 60th birthday: what's to celebrate, asks Gary Day. Plus, old bones, tired comedy and undead spies 13 November
Pick'n'mix not so sweet Many years ago, Frank Burnet fought for modularisation and credit transfer. The war was won, but victory was pyrrhic 6 November
Fight or flight is the wrong response - there's no danger here John Widdowson says universities and colleges should focus on the positives aspects of changes to foundation degree-awarding powers 6 November
Daytime TV: Sex, filth, but no dirt Gary Day watches out-of-control teenage bodies, an unkempt Russell Brand and a cleaned-up Dickens 6 November
A sour taste in celebrity confection In his latest TV series, Jamie Oliver adopts a ministerial cloak while undermining governmental efforts and mechanisms to effect social change, argues Tara Brabazon By Tara Brabazon 6 November
Leader: Why should Whitehall be no-go zone? As in the US, UK academe can offer much to the Government. But both sides must first overcome their mutual mistrust By Ann Mroz 6 November
Spreading corps values Felipe Fernández-Armesto on Teach for America's force for educational good 6 November
Painting between the lines To understand Rothko, one must cross boundaries. We should force students to do the same, says Mary Evans 30 October
Britain's challenges can be developed into Europe's strengths The UK has the opportunity to make dynamic changes to European higher education if only it would make the effort, writes Anne Corbett 30 October
Daytime TV: Waffle's all the rage Gary Day watches Jamie at boiling point while Schama remains calm, but Indian men prove sadly delusional 30 October
Beanbags, postbags and a new perspective Tara Brabazon offers her students funky furniture and an opportunity to find out what their international peers are up to By Tara Brabazon 30 October
Who funds equal access? Sally Feldman says the responsibility for financing disabled students is unclear 30 October
Notes from the debt pit Eschewing the City for the academy offers us scant protection, says Kevin Fong 23 October
Fostering consent Business may be surprised at what academe can teach us all about collaboration and synthesis, argues Doug Yarn 23 October
糖心Vlog truths: the best education isn't always the farthest away The Russell Group must not be the only focus for widening access, says Pamela Taylor. Local provision is a good fit for many students 23 October
Troughs and pique Gary Day on victims of the credit crisis, women on top, glamorous historians and a bit of Strictly escapism 23 October
A sudden step up the career ladder When a whiny colleague approaches Gloria for a favour, she braces herself for extra work. Instead, she gets a surprise promotion 23 October
A gathering in the ninth circle with Elvis and Yoko The meetings called all too frequently by administrators are all too often unnecessary, and all too often hellish, says Tara Brabazon By Tara Brabazon 23 October
Leader: Buy into a vision for expansion If society believes a university education is important, it must find ways to fund it to enable all abilities to reach the right level By Ann Mroz 23 October
Let students pick and mix Why is it not possible to choose individual courses from a number of different universities, asks Khaled Benkrid 16 October
Trust and transparency are frowned upon while degree inflation soars The QAA's promotion of bureaucratic centralisation cannot go unchecked, says Terence Kealey - reform is needed 16 October
The curse of sleep Gary Day learns narcoleptics can't sleep at night, quiz genii are insufferable and ministers clearly evasive 16 October